Stumpy (thecupisblue) wrote,

soooo this morning was busy, and i've decided my brother and i are just unlucky, you would have had to have been there to experience the full unluckiness of us, but here is my re-creation of the events of this morning as told to aleks.

VagrantRiot947: i've decided i just have bad luck
LBCpvHunnie: y?
VagrantRiot947: okay
VagrantRiot947: starts today
VagrantRiot947: we went job hunting
VagrantRiot947: this morning
VagrantRiot947: woke up at seven
VagrantRiot947: was out the door by eight fifteen
VagrantRiot947: seth and i go get some breakfast
VagrantRiot947: then apply to mcdonalds
VagrantRiot947: 1st application
VagrantRiot947: then
VagrantRiot947: while driving back home to get my references seth takes a sharp turn, my
VagrantRiot947: cup of water falls
VagrantRiot947: on his dashboard, because there are no cup holders in his car and i was setting it up there
VagrantRiot947: so watter all over
VagrantRiot947: and i guess it seeped down
VagrantRiot947: because then seths radio stopped working
VagrantRiot947: and then his tape player too
VagrantRiot947: cause it's an old car
VagrantRiot947: anyways
LBCpvHunnie: awwww
VagrantRiot947: so we're like
VagrantRiot947: okay
VagrantRiot947: mom gave us a card to best buy (electronics) that she got for free
VagrantRiot947: with her laptop
VagrantRiot947: and she was like here it is
VagrantRiot947: it had 25 dollars on it
VagrantRiot947: so
VagrantRiot947: we go to best buy
VagrantRiot947: and neither of us has actually driven ourselves there
VagrantRiot947: so i was like
VagrantRiot947: dude
VagrantRiot947: it's on 82nd avenue
VagrantRiot947: i swear
VagrantRiot947: and then he's like 'dude, i'll bet you 10 dollars it's on 72nd i heard the girl say it;
VagrantRiot947: and so
VagrantRiot947: we bet
VagrantRiot947: and i'm like
VagrantRiot947: ack
VagrantRiot947: too many like
VagrantRiot947: s
VagrantRiot947: so anyways
VagrantRiot947: 82nd avenue comes up
VagrantRiot947: and i tell him, turn here, it's on 82nd, we'll see who's right
VagrantRiot947: so we do
VagrantRiot947: and sure enough
VagrantRiot947: it's on 82nd
VagrantRiot947: and then we went in
VagrantRiot947: and we got cds
VagrantRiot947: two
VagrantRiot947: one for me one for him
VagrantRiot947: he got dashboard confessional i got dresden dolls
VagrantRiot947: but we didnt know which dashboard confesi
VagrantRiot947: confessional one we wanted because we didnt actually know any of the albums
VagrantRiot947: you still there kotku?
LBCpvHunnie: yes
LBCpvHunnie: listening
VagrantRiot947: anyways
VagrantRiot947: so i was like hmmm screaming infidelity is on this one
VagrantRiot947: that's a hit
VagrantRiot947: so we get it
VagrantRiot947: and he convinces me
VagrantRiot947: to buy him a cassette-cd player adapter
VagrantRiot947: for fifteen dollars
VagrantRiot947: so he owes me like
LBCpvHunnie: lol
VagrantRiot947: 25 dollars now
VagrantRiot947: plus i bought him breakfastj
VagrantRiot947: oh
VagrantRiot947: and also ghetto thing that i forgot to tell you about
VagrantRiot947: when we went back home to get stuff
VagrantRiot947: since the tape deck and radio were broken
VagrantRiot947: (for the time being)
VagrantRiot947: we got my cd player
VagrantRiot947: and my sisters speakers
VagrantRiot947: so
VagrantRiot947: we're cruising along
LBCpvHunnie: lol
VagrantRiot947: with them
VagrantRiot947: and you can barely hear them
VagrantRiot947: so
VagrantRiot947: he has one speaker between his legs while he's driving and i'm holding one up between the two of our heads so that we can hear
LBCpvHunnie: ROTFL
LBCpvHunnie: that is tooo funny
VagrantRiot947: and then
VagrantRiot947: the batteries go dead
VagrantRiot947: but luckily
VagrantRiot947: (not unluckily, for once)
VagrantRiot947: i remembered to get two more pair out of the mini-piano keyboard i got during college at radioshack for like 20 bucks
VagrantRiot947: so i get those
VagrantRiot947: put them in the cd player
VagrantRiot947: and we listen
VagrantRiot947: anywahs
VagrantRiot947: ys
VagrantRiot947: back to best buy
VagrantRiot947: we buy the goods
VagrantRiot947: get in the car
VagrantRiot947: and i tell seth
LBCpvHunnie: lol ROTFL
VagrantRiot947: 'this isnt going to work you just had me waste 15 dollars because your tape deck doesnt work
LBCpvHunnie: omg u guys are too funny
VagrantRiot947: so he makes another bet
VagrantRiot947: he says if he gets it to work he gets to listen to his cd
VagrantRiot947: and if not then not
VagrantRiot947: so i agree
VagrantRiot947: so
VagrantRiot947: after fifteen minutes
VagrantRiot947: of fiddling with it
VagrantRiot947: we get sound
VagrantRiot947: the radio is fully functional again
VagrantRiot947: but the tape deck is fussy
VagrantRiot947: so he's like 'booya, who was right'
VagrantRiot947: so i pop his cd into my cd plaer
VagrantRiot947: player*
VagrantRiot947: and so we start listening
VagrantRiot947: and we go to number two, which i thought was the hit
VagrantRiot947: but
VagrantRiot947: it's acoustic
LBCpvHunnie: BLEH
LBCpvHunnie: acoustic
VagrantRiot947: but we didnt notice at the time because we're so excited about the tape deck woking again
VagrantRiot947: working
VagrantRiot947: *
LBCpvHunnie: lol
VagrantRiot947: anyways, so he is gloating about getting it to work, and i'm like, dude whatever you're never going to pay me back, and then he was like 'colby owes me fifteen dollars and you owe him 700 gold (in a video game) so have him just give you the fifteen, i hate being the middle man'
VagrantRiot947: and i'm like 'what the crap, colby will never give me that money, he probably isnt even going to give you that money much less give it to me'
LBCpvHunnie: lol
VagrantRiot947: soanyways
VagrantRiot947: we start driving
VagrantRiot947: and it stops
VagrantRiot947: and we're trying to figure out what happen
VagrantRiot947: and so he's messing with knobs and i'm pressing buttons and he's like "DONT PRESS THE BUTTONS YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK IT'
VagrantRiot947: and i'm like
VagrantRiot947: dude
VagrantRiot947: it's already broken because of your crappy driving
LBCpvHunnie: lol
VagrantRiot947: anyways
VagrantRiot947: and so
VagrantRiot947: the batteries run out
VagrantRiot947: after we get it working again
VagrantRiot947: and it fades in and out
VagrantRiot947: so i put in the other batterie
VagrantRiot947: s
VagrantRiot947: and we listen for awhile
VagrantRiot947: and we're like
VagrantRiot947: what the crap, this is acoustic...
VagrantRiot947: and i make the speculation that maybe they're all acoustic
VagrantRiot947: and so i go from track
VagrantRiot947: to track
VagrantRiot947: to track
VagrantRiot947: and they are all
VagrantRiot947: acoustic
LBCpvHunnie: LMAO
LBCpvHunnie: hahaha
LBCpvHunnie: omg
LBCpvHunnie: how sad
VagrantRiot947: and so we're lamenting over all our miseries
VagrantRiot947: and crying
VagrantRiot947: and like
VagrantRiot947: why does this happen to us
VagrantRiot947: and then the batteries die
VagrantRiot947: again
VagrantRiot947: and so
VagrantRiot947: we decide, to ease our pain
LBCpvHunnie: LMAO
VagrantRiot947: by going to clean out my brothers car
VagrantRiot947: with the vacuums,
VagrantRiot947: at the car wash
LBCpvHunnie: lol
VagrantRiot947: and it is a dollar
VagrantRiot947: for five minutes
VagrantRiot947: and so
VagrantRiot947: we start complaining
VagrantRiot947: about that
VagrantRiot947: because we're already in a mood
VagrantRiot947: stupid thing only lasts for five minutes
VagrantRiot947: so while seth is cleaning out the car
VagrantRiot947: i go
VagrantRiot947: to safeway
VagrantRiot947: to pick up
VagrantRiot947: application number two
VagrantRiot947: whoops
VagrantRiot947: subway*
LBCpvHunnie: lol
VagrantRiot947: and i go back
VagrantRiot947: and seth is like 'this is the worst suction ever, and it was, so we starting complaining about that too
VagrantRiot947: and so
VagrantRiot947: we put everything back into the car afterward
LBCpvHunnie: lol
LBCpvHunnie: ohw ow
VagrantRiot947: you gotta realize that when we lament over things it's the funniest thing in the world
VagrantRiot947: like we're laughing at how crappy our lives are
VagrantRiot947: anyways
LBCpvHunnie: hahaha
VagrantRiot947: we decide that we should just go home, because we spent four hours, got two job applications, one good cd, one tape converter, and one horrible, horrible, acoustic cd, and that nothing good can happen by staying out longer
VagrantRiot947: so we listen to the radio
VagrantRiot947: and get home
VagrantRiot947: take all our stuff out
VagrantRiot947: and i realize
VagrantRiot947: that we left my sisters speakers that i used for the cd player at thecar wash
VagrantRiot947: so
VagrantRiot947: i'm like, freaking crap
VagrantRiot947: this
VagrantRiot947: is
VagrantRiot947: rediculous
LBCpvHunnie: lol
LBCpvHunnie: awwww
VagrantRiot947: so by this time
VagrantRiot947: we are bent over the top of the car
VagrantRiot947: crying
VagrantRiot947: (not real crying, but 'woe is me, why is this happening, i'm so tired i dont want to go anywhere'
VagrantRiot947: crying
VagrantRiot947: fake crying
LBCpvHunnie: lol
VagrantRiot947: you'll see it some day and you'll start cracking up
VagrantRiot947: anyways
VagrantRiot947: so we go
VagrantRiot947: get the speakers
VagrantRiot947: go back home
VagrantRiot947: and that's wherethe story endsd
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